You know you dread hearing the words, "Excuse me ladies and gentlemen!" when you are riding the subway. You get a sob story or some kid raising money for his non-existant basketball team. Once in a blue you get a talented dancer or destitute stand-up comic. Sometimes good enough to make you remove one headphone. Well, Collegehumor.com brings you a refreshing take on this in today's post. Check it out. Link via Fern.